Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Prom (1990)

Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle

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Quotes 

• Screech : [Screech sits beside Lisa in the theater]  Guess who?

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly , Rest of Audience : [Lisa screams]  Ssssshhhh!

  Screech : [He has bought popcorn]  I got the wide container so both our hands can fit in at once.

  Lisa : Um, Screech, would you go get me some chocolate malt balls?

  Screech : [Produces a pack of chocolate malt balls]  I knew you'd want them!

  Lisa : You know, popcorn really makes me thirsty. Do you think you could go and get me...

  Screech : [Produces two drinks containers]  Cola? Or Uncola?

  Lisa : Uncola, please.

  Screech : [Puts his arm around her shoulder to give her the drink, she tries to remove his arm]  Hey, no arm, no soda.

  Lisa : [Watching the film]  When do the zombies fall in love?

  Screech : Ssh, you'll see.

  Lisa : Is that the zombie?

  Screech : No, that's his mother-in-law, his mombie.

  Lisa : Where's Matt Dillon?

  Screech : [sighing]  He's not in this movie. Just watch.

  Lisa : Look, there's the zombie!

  Screech : Sssh!

  Lisa : What?

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly , Rest of Audience : Quiet!

  Lisa : He's cute for a dead guy.

  Screech : That's the female zombie. Can't you see she's wearing high heels? You're into fashion.

  Lisa : Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?

  Screech : Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.

• Screech : Will you go to the prom with me?

  Lisa : Yeah, I'll go.

  Screech : You will?

  Lisa : I'll go with you when worms have ears.

• Lisa : Okay, now we have exactly 214 minutes to shop at the Palisades Mall before dinner.

  [Pulls scroll down from inside her locker, revealing a map of the mall] 

  Lisa : Here's our route.

  Jessie : You have a map of the mall?

  Lisa : I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.

  Kelly : Um, Lisa, I can't go to the mall with you.

  Lisa : Why?

  Kelly : I'm not going to the prom.

  Jessie : Oh, no. Don't tell me Slater killed Zack?

• Screech : Gee, Lisa, I can't believe we're finally on a date together. Are you having a good time?

  [Screech is sitting next to Slater, with the entire gang sitting between Screech and Lisa] 

  Slater : [Passing the message on to Jessie]  Are you having a good time?

  Jessie : [Passing the message on to Zack]  Are you having a good time?

  Zack : [Passing the message on to Kelly]  Are you having a good time?

  Kelly : [Passing the message on to Lisa]  Are you having a good time?

  Lisa : Yes!

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly : Yes!

• Lisa : [Smiling]  What a great movie, Screech.

  [Turns to find his seat empty] 

  Lisa : Screech? Where are you?

  Screech : [He has moved beside Slater]  I missed most of the movie 'cause of motor mouth down there.

  [to Lisa] 

  Screech : Next time, go to the movies with Matt Dillon. This has been the worst date of my life! Forget the prom!

  [He leaves] 

  Lisa : Wait - wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me, *I'm* supposed to dump *you*!

  [Follows him out] 

• Lisa : [Recounting the film]  Then, the zombie that looked like Matt Dillon gave a dead rose to the female zombie, and then the male zombie didn't like that at all, so do you know what he did?

  Lisa's Date : Probably got earplugs.

  Screech : [Overhearing their conversation]  Yeah, now you know why I dumped the babe.