Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Prom (1990)

Tiffani Thiessen: Kelly Kapowski

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Quotes 

• Screech : [Screech sits beside Lisa in the theater]  Guess who?

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly , Rest of Audience : [Lisa screams]  Ssssshhhh!

  Screech : [He has bought popcorn]  I got the wide container so both our hands can fit in at once.

  Lisa : Um, Screech, would you go get me some chocolate malt balls?

  Screech : [Produces a pack of chocolate malt balls]  I knew you'd want them!

  Lisa : You know, popcorn really makes me thirsty. Do you think you could go and get me...

  Screech : [Produces two drinks containers]  Cola? Or Uncola?

  Lisa : Uncola, please.

  Screech : [Puts his arm around her shoulder to give her the drink, she tries to remove his arm]  Hey, no arm, no soda.

  Lisa : [Watching the film]  When do the zombies fall in love?

  Screech : Ssh, you'll see.

  Lisa : Is that the zombie?

  Screech : No, that's his mother-in-law, his mombie.

  Lisa : Where's Matt Dillon?

  Screech : [sighing]  He's not in this movie. Just watch.

  Lisa : Look, there's the zombie!

  Screech : Sssh!

  Lisa : What?

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly , Rest of Audience : Quiet!

  Lisa : He's cute for a dead guy.

  Screech : That's the female zombie. Can't you see she's wearing high heels? You're into fashion.

  Lisa : Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?

  Screech : Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.

• Kelly : [Kelly is talking about choosing between Zack and Slater]  Guys, this is hard. It's like choosing between two great pieces of chocolate.

  Zack : Sorry, Kelly, from now on, you only get zits from one of us.

• Kelly : Why aren't you at the prom?

  Zack : Oh, is that tonight? Gosh, I must have forgotten.

  Kelly : There must have been a hundred girls who would love to go with you.

  Zack : Hmm, actually 106.

• Kelly : Is something wrong?

  Mr. Frank Kapowski : Well, yeah, afraid so. World peace broke out.

  Kelly : That's good, isn't it?

  Mr. Frank Kapowski : For the world, yes, but not if you work in a defense plant.

• Lisa : Okay, now we have exactly 214 minutes to shop at the Palisades Mall before dinner.

  [Pulls scroll down from inside her locker, revealing a map of the mall] 

  Lisa : Here's our route.

  Jessie : You have a map of the mall?

  Lisa : I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.

  Kelly : Um, Lisa, I can't go to the mall with you.

  Lisa : Why?

  Kelly : I'm not going to the prom.

  Jessie : Oh, no. Don't tell me Slater killed Zack?

• Screech : Gee, Lisa, I can't believe we're finally on a date together. Are you having a good time?

  [Screech is sitting next to Slater, with the entire gang sitting between Screech and Lisa] 

  Slater : [Passing the message on to Jessie]  Are you having a good time?

  Jessie : [Passing the message on to Zack]  Are you having a good time?

  Zack : [Passing the message on to Kelly]  Are you having a good time?

  Kelly : [Passing the message on to Lisa]  Are you having a good time?

  Lisa : Yes!

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly : Yes!

• Kelly : [Zack has laid out a table with a candle]  Zack, what are we doing here?

  Zack : Told you I had a surprise.

  Kelly : What is all this?

  Zack : It's a prom picnic.

  Kelly : You're crazy.

  Zack : Only about you.