Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
George Kennedy/Miles Davis (1981)
Robin Duke: Various
Quotes
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Ms. Luke : [curious about the big ugly scar on Jake's face] Jake, how did it happen?
Jake the Hired Hand : Well, a long story, Ms. Luke. Started when my momma got scalped by the Chipamunk Injuns. See, the captured me and they raised me as a Chipamunk. Well, I'll tell ya, we were out one day, we got bushwacked by a bunch of wild Mexicans! Huh, yeah... they raised me as a Mexican. Well, I was gettin' on to be about 35 by then, so I thought I'd make out my own road. I didn't get more than 5 yards when I got captured by a pack of wild wolves, who insisted on raising me. Huh! Well, they passed me on to a group of coyotes, and then they raised me.
Ms. Luke : All right, Jake, but how did you get the scar?
Jake the Hired Hand : Ah, I cut myself shavin'.
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Jake the Hired Hand : You talkin' to me, Ms. Luke?
Ms. Luke : Well I, do recall my lips movin'.