Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tobey Maguire/Sisqo (2000)

Will Ferrell: Various, Alex Trebek, James Lipton, Leslie Attebury, Junkie

Quotes 

• Alex Trebek : Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..."Potent Potables", "Foreign Flicks"...

  Alex Trebek : [Taped over the actual category in bold magic marker] 

  Alex Trebek : "THINGS TREBEK SUCKS"... WAIT!

  Sean Connery : [Sean Connery starts laughing wildly]  Hahahaha Haha, Oh, Oh Dear!

  Alex Trebek : All right...

  Alex Trebek : [Rips it off the board and throws it away] 

  Alex Trebek : Let's continue. "Potpurri", "Hot or Cold", "What Ears Do", "Is This a Hat", that's where I name an object, and you tell me whether or not it's a hat. And finally, "Colors that End in 'Urple'". Hillary Swank, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.

  Hillary Swank : I'm a girl you know.

  Alex Trebek : Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for $800.

  Sean Connery : [buzzes in]  Ursula Andress!

  Alex Trebek : What?

  Sean Connery : Ursula Andress, Catherine DeNueve, and Charo Twice!

  Alex Trebek : [Sean Connery has misread it as "Foreign Fucks"]  That's FOREIGN FLICKS, Mr. Connery! FOREIGN FLICKS!

• Alex Trebek : Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot, decided to do a Celebrity Millionaire, and network competition being what it is, I stand before you a broken and miserable man.

• Alex Trebek : Let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is; oh come on, why would they do this? The category is 'Famous Mothers'.

  Sean Connery : Hah, Hah, Hah Hah Hah; My day has come!