- Dr. Steven Poop: Tom, Kathy, I'm Dr. Steven Poop. I'm sorry, there's absolutely nothing I can do for your son. But, I can do The Robot.
- [awkwardly does Robot dancemoves]
- Dr. Steven Poop: That'll be $5,000. Good day to you both.
- Tom Framingham: You.. vondruke!
- Dr. Beamen: Is that an actual curse word?
- Tom Framingham: I think so. Listen, when did you misplace our baby?
- Dr. Beamen: It was right after we delivered him. I, uh, I went out to grab a bite to eat and I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friends for a beer, uh, we went to a BoDeans concert and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall! Thank God they had him, the next day at Lost and Found. Then, I just flat out lost him.