- Aunt Esther Anderson: [Taking the prostitute by the arm] I'm takin' you to the Reverend Ike while there's still time to save your soul.
- Fred G. Sanford: Now, you can save her soul, but save the rest for me.
- Mrs. Hopkins: [Looking around the Sanfords' home] Howard, why aren't you making out a report?
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Report, Mom?
- Mrs. Hopkins: Obviously this place has been ransacked!