Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Dowry (1972)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [In the kitchen discussing Betty Jean]  That's a big girl, ain't it, son?

  Lamont Sanford : And she say she lost 40 pounds.

  Fred G. Sanford : If she look behind her, she'll find it.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Having roped Lamont into taking Betty Jean to the Supermarket]  Go ahead, Son. Take her with you , and then on the way back you can stop off and get some tacos.

  Betty Jean : Ooh, tacos. I love Mexican food.

  Fred G. Sanford : Go ahead, Son.

  Betty Jean : [Heading for the door]  Will we see any Mexicans?

  Lamont Sanford : [Irritated]  The route I'm takin, that's all we're gonna see.

• Lamont Sanford : Hey Pop, I got a date tonight. I'm already late now.

  Fred Sanford : You can't do that. Listen, I made some arrangements. I got a surprise for you.

  Lamont Sanford : Uh-huh. Is it another relative coming? How much does this one weigh?

• Lamont Sanford : [Looking through a photo album]  Is that Cousin Grady?

  Fred G. Sanford : No, that's your Uncle Toot. See, Uncle Toot was a chef on the Titanic, but he never got a chance to cook nothin'.