- Dan: The circus I worked for went broke.
- Fred G. Sanford: Oh, yeah? Who was it, Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bankrupt?
- Fred G. Sanford: I can get out of the junk business into the jungle business. I can see it now: "Sabu and Son."
- Fred G. Sanford: [Ringleader Fred introducing Lamont as Strongo] 185 pounds of pure muscle, faster than a speeding junk truck, more powerful than Roto Rooter, able to leap tall women in a single bound!"