Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Terrible Things (1996)
Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Ah, is it time for Salem to be wormed again?
Salem Saberhagen : No, worse. I have to do community service.
Zelda Spellman : It's part of his punishment for attempting global conquest.
Salem Saberhagen : As if being a cat for a hundred years wasn't enough, Zelda had to put me in a pets for prisoners program.
Zelda Spellman : I gave you a choice, you could have done highway cleanup.
Salem Saberhagen : Yeah, cats do real well on highways.
Zelda Spellman : Stop complaining and get your wormy little butt down stairs in 2 minutes. It's time to pay your debt to society.
Salem Saberhagen : Can't I just write a cheque?
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Sabrina Spellman : Why don't you just use your magic to make Geoffrey play better. I mean wouldn't that be a nice thing for him and for us?
Hilda Spellman : Yes, but I would never do that.
Zelda Spellman : That's right. You must be careful about meddling in mortal's lives. We witches have rules.
Hilda Spellman : Who cares about the rules? I just want Geoffrey to keep paying for lessons.
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Zelda Spellman : Drell, please, Sabrina's a good kid.
Hilda Spellman : And things are hard on her. Her mother's in Peru. Her father's in a book.
Drell : And I'm in the land of I_DON'T_CARE!
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Sabrina Spellman : Why is it you can't use magic to make someone's life better?
Zelda Spellman : Well, because it's impossible to know what would make a mortal happy.
Sabrina Spellman : But what if you knew exactly what would make them happy?
Zelda Spellman : Ah well, you still can't predict the consequences.
Sabrina Spellman : But wouldn't those consequences just be good?
Zelda Spellman : Well, in some cases the consequences might be good, but then again ter-rible things could happen.