Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Through the Looking Glass (1997)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman

Quotes 

• Zelda Spellman : If you don't enjoy yoga, you don't have to do it.

  Hilda Spellman : It's easy for you to say, you're winning.

  Zelda Spellman : There is no winning and losing in yoga. It's different from other sports.

  Sabrina Spellman : It's more spiritual, and you can't get hit in the face with a ball.

• Hilda Spellman : Oh I know what I want. Flaun.

  [shaking the plate slightly] 

  Hilda Spellman : It's so wiggly.

  Salem Saberhagen : I don't know whether to eat it or attack it.

• Hilda Spellman : Remember that time I got stuck in my own resentment and you didn't lift one finger to help me.

  Zelda Spellman : At least you got over it.

  Hilda Spellman : No, I didn't.

• Sabrina Spellman : So the real world kept going without me?

  Hilda Spellman : Teenagers!

• Sabrina Spellman : I don't believe this. Look! Look!

  Salem Saberhagen : Whoa! Who's your friend?

  Zelda Spellman : It's her first wart as a witch.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, let me get the camera.

• Zelda Spellman : Now let's move on to a meditation. Assume the lotus position.

  Hilda Spellman : Can we assume I've assumed the lotus position?

  Zelda Spellman : Now let's chant. Ommm!

  Zelda Spellman , Hilda Spellman , Sabrina Spellman : Ommm!

  Sabrina Spellman : Ummm, what do we do now?

  Zelda Spellman : We empty our minds.

  Hilda Spellman : That I can do.

  Zelda Spellman : Now release your burdens and lighten your load.

  Sabrina Spellman : Ommm!

  [levitating] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Ommm!

  [getting higher] 

  Hilda Spellman : Zelda!

  Zelda Spellman : What?

  Sabrina Spellman : [reaching the ceiling and cracking her head]  Aw! I thought you said this was low impact?