Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Quiz Show (1998)
Ashlee Levitch: Amy
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : I gotta get away from my quizmaster or as I like to call him, "If-Evil-Had-a-Face."
Amy : Is that an Indian name?
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Amy : Hello again.
Quizmaster Albert : You two know each other?
Amy : Yes, we've...
Sabrina Spellman : We've never met. You must be thinking of my evil twin, but usually she's a brunette.
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Amy : Quizmaster 72469, are you aware that Sabrina is very unhappy with your teaching?
Quizmaster Albert : Well, she's in high school. She's unhappy with everything. What's going on?
Sabrina Spellman : I don't know. Sounds like someone ate the tapioca pudding way past the expiration date.
Amy : Effective immediately, you are terminated as Sabrina's quizmaster.
Quizmaster Albert : What? Bu--...
Amy : That will be all.
Sabrina Spellman : Why doesn't anybody age in this realm?
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Amy : Besides, I hear there's a door prize.
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, I saw it. It's actually a door.