Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Pilot (1996)

Penn Jillette: Drell

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Quotes 

• Zelda Spellman : They don't tar and feather anymore, do they? I hated that.

  Hilda Spellman : You know whose fault this is? That jerk Drell's.

  Zelda Spellman : Just a thought, but I bet you could convince him to change his mind.

  Hilda Spellman : Me? I don't think so. Besides, Sabrina's going to be fine. Yes, she'll be ostracized and reviled, but... she'll get over it. The wounds will heal. The scars will fade. You know I can't face Drell!

  Zelda Spellman : Toughen up.

  Hilda Spellman : [determined, going through the portal]  It's payback time, Drell. I'm coming in!

  Drell : Hilda, what are you doing here? Whoa, get your hands off my mole!

• Drell : Oh, the problems of teenagers are so interesting. Well, we'll review your case and we'll get back to you.

  Sabrina Spellman : But I need to know.

  Drell : And you will! Now go! And don't let the time-space continuum hit you on the way out.