Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Meeting Dad's Girlfriend (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : So, you think you'll get married?
Edward Spellman : [at the same time as Gail] No.
Gail Kippling : [at the same time as Edward] Yes.
Gail Kippling : Did you say no?
Edward Spellman : Yes. Didn't you?
Gail Kippling : No.
Edward Spellman : You said yes?
Gail Kippling : Yes.
Edward Spellman : When I said no?
Gail Kippling : Yes.
Edward Spellman : That's not good.
Gail Kippling : No,
Edward Spellman : Are you upset?
Gail Kippling : Yes.
Edward Spellman : Would you like to talk?
Gail Kippling : No.
Edward Spellman : I think we should.
Hilda Spellman , Zelda Spellman : Yes!
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Sabrina Spellman : I promise you two will get along great.
Harvey Kinkle : Does he like sports?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Harvey Kinkle : Does he know anything about cars?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Harvey Kinkle : Military aircraft?
Sabrina Spellman : Look, I'm sure you'll find something to talk about.
Harvey Kinkle : We could talk about you.
Sabrina Spellman : No!
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Edward Spellman : It's a magic camera, takes photo's instantly.
Sabrina Spellman : You mean like a Polaroid?
Edward Spellman : We had the technology first.
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Gail Kippling : [the flash of the camera blinding Sabrina, Edward and Gail] Whoa! I think I blinked.
Sabrina Spellman : I think the whole block blinked.
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Edward Spellman : Honey, I know it's hard for you to accept a new woman in my life but I have to move on. We all have to move on.
Sabrina Spellman : Okay, but before you do, just remember mom'll be getting her Ph.D soon and maybe the two of you could get teaching jobs together at a small collage near a big City. Villa Nova would be perfect.
Edward Spellman : That's a very sweet, detailed thought, that's not gonna happen.
Sabrina Spellman : How about Miami of Ohio?
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Sabrina Spellman : Did you ever notice how these sundae's have strata? They do, see there's a layer of hot fudge, a layer of ice cream and then more hot fudge. I guess 'cause mom's an archaeologist I notice stuff like that.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'm worried about dad. I don't think he enjoyed the ice show.
Zelda Spellman : I'm sure he had a fine time.
Sabrina Spellman : No, he got really hostile. He even threw his souvenir Scott Hamilton cup at Scott Hamilton.
Hilda Spellman : Did he get him?
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Sabrina Spellman : I need to find someone but I don't know where they are.
Index Man : Then you've come to the right place, this is the index and I am the index keeper. Walker comma James T at your service and you are?
Sabrina Spellman : Sabrina.
Index Man : Hm, last name first.
Sabrina Spellman : Spellman comma Sabrina J?
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Sabrina Spellman : You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document.
Gail Kippling : Yes, but as a lawyer I'm not supposed to admit it.
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Sabrina Spellman : So I'm pleased to say everyone's moved on.
Salem Saberhagen : Not me. I'm staying put. There's an exciting shaft of light on the ceiling that'll keep me here for the next five hours.