Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Jenny's Non-Dream (1997)

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman

Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : [referring to the repairman]  He can't stay. He has a tail.

  Salem Saberhagen : What's wrong with having a tail?

  Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, you aren't a rumpist, are you?

  Sabrina Spellman : A rumpist? What's a rumpist?

  Zelda Spellman : Someone who judges others by their rear ends.

  Sabrina Spellman : No. Okay, not usually. It's not me I'm worried about, it's Jenny.

  Zelda Spellman : Is she a rumpist?

  Sabrina Spellman : No, but if she sees a repairman with a tail, she might get suspicious.

• Sabrina Spellman : I don't see Jenny anywhere. I thought you said she might be in Limbo?

  Hilda Spellman : Well, she's not.

  Zelda Spellman : But don't worry, everything will be fine.

  Sabrina Spellman : How can you say that?

  Zelda Spellman : Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

• Hilda Spellman : [referring to the Lint-Gremlin]  Well, find the rest.

  Zelda Spellman : Please and be quick about it, our niece has a mortal over.

  The Repairman : Oh, a mortal. I'd tuck in my tail but it tickles.

• Zelda Spellman : Did you have fun at Jenny's?

  Sabrina Spellman : It was amazing. Last night we had casserole, played Monopoly and then we watched TV.

  Zelda Spellman : How will you ever wind down?

  Sabrina Spellman : It was so much fun to be in a normal house, with a normal family, doing normal things.

  Zelda Spellman : Is that why you've never invited Jenny for a sleep-over, because you think we're weird?

  Sabrina Spellman : That's a complicated question but the short answer would be yes.

  Zelda Spellman : Well that's ridiculous. We can be as normal as anyone, watch. I'm mixing by hand, just like a pioneer woman.

• Drell : [referring to Jenny]  Does she have a segmented body and ears on her thorax?

  Sabrina Spellman : No.

  Drell : Wanna bet?

  [sticking the glass jar containing Jenny, the grasshopper, in front of Sabrina's face] 

  Zelda Spellman : Oh dear.

  Sabrina Spellman : Jenny? What did you do to her?

  Drell : I turned her into a grasshopper.

  Hilda Spellman : Why?

  Drell : Ah, it's either that or a katydid.

• Salem Saberhagen : What are you making?

  Zelda Spellman : Sugar cookies.

  Salem Saberhagen : With bits of liver?

  Zelda Spellman : No, sprinkles.

  Salem Saberhagen : Yuck!