Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Jenny's Non-Dream (1997)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : I don't see Jenny anywhere. I thought you said she might be in Limbo?
Hilda Spellman : Well, she's not.
Zelda Spellman : But don't worry, everything will be fine.
Sabrina Spellman : How can you say that?
Zelda Spellman : Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Hilda Spellman : [referring to the Lint-Gremlin] Well, find the rest.
Zelda Spellman : Please and be quick about it, our niece has a mortal over.
The Repairman : Oh, a mortal. I'd tuck in my tail but it tickles.
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Hilda Spellman : That's a magic drier.
Sabrina Spellman : It is?
Hilda Spellman : It fluffs, it folds and it never loses a sock but it's been on the fritz lately. We're still waiting for the repair man.
Sabrina Spellman : When was he supposed to show up?
Hilda Spellman : Er, sometime in the afternoon between 1968 and 1998.
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Hilda Spellman : From the hand-towel to the guest-towel, the beach-towel to the bath-sheet. Towels have helped make our nation great.
[raising her glass of water]
Hilda Spellman : Towels. Okay, let's talk about something else.
[peeping at the list given by Sabrina]
Hilda Spellman : Oh! The collapse of the economy on the Isle of Mann.
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Hilda Spellman : When in Limbo, you have to limbo.
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Drell : [referring to Jenny] Does she have a segmented body and ears on her thorax?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Drell : Wanna bet?
[sticking the glass jar containing Jenny, the grasshopper, in front of Sabrina's face]
Zelda Spellman : Oh dear.
Sabrina Spellman : Jenny? What did you do to her?
Drell : I turned her into a grasshopper.
Hilda Spellman : Why?
Drell : Ah, it's either that or a katydid.