Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Cat Showdown (1997)

Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : I don't believe it. I just had my credit card yanked.

  Sabrina Spellman : You have a credit card?

  Salem Saberhagen : Yes. I was pre-approved by the good people of the Bank of Newark. Now I'm a little over-extended.

  Sabrina Spellman : I'm sorry to hear that.

  Salem Saberhagen : I appreciate your concern.

  Sabrina Spellman : No, I was gonna hit you up for a loan.

• Sabrina Spellman : A cat show? I can't see you in a cat show.

  Salem Saberhagen : Don't you think I'm pretty?

  Sabrina Spellman : Of course.

  Salem Saberhagen : Then get an application. This is our chance for a quick score.

  Sabrina Spellman : All right. Okay, name, Salem Spellman.

  Salem Saberhagen : May I remind you I'm your cat, not your pet. I have my own last name.

  Sabrina Spellman : You do?

  Salem Saberhagen : Saberhagen. Salem Saberhagen.

  Sabrina Spellman : And what breed are you?

  Salem Saberhagen : American Shorthair. And darn proud of it. Write that down. The judges will eat that up.

• Salem Saberhagen : Look at all these losers.

  Sabrina Spellman : Hey, you better behave yourself.

  Salem Saberhagen : I will.

  Sabrina Spellman : You always say that, but... If people see me talking to my cat, they'll think I'm nuts.

  Salem Saberhagen : Look around.

  Haley : [to her cat]  Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

  Andrew : [to his cat]  You wanna be a winner, think like a winner.

  Sabrina Spellman : Okay, we can talk all we want.

• Salem Saberhagen : I wanna enjoy something pure. Like harness racing.

• Salem Saberhagen : Sabrina, where are you?

  Sabrina Spellman : [as a cat]  Next to you. In a cage.

  Salem Saberhagen : Salem, this is awful. If I can't point, I can't turn myself back. What was that?

  Salem Saberhagen : What?

  Sabrina Spellman : There's something in here with me.

  Salem Saberhagen : What?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, it's just my tail.