Roswell (TV Series)

The Morning After (1999)

Majandra Delfino: Maria DeLuca

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• Alex : OK, I want some answers, all right? Because first of all, there are rumors going around that last week you were shot here in the cafe. And then at the crash festival you

  [motions to Maria] 

  Alex : were seemingly run over by a car, but then you weren't. And everytime I walk up to you two, you go silent or make up some ridiculous story about Czechoslovakia, which is a country that has not existed for 10 years. So I want the truth, and I want it now.

  Liz : Alex, the reason that we keep on changing the subject is...

  Maria : Cramps. We have cramps, Alex.

  Liz : Yeah, and we didn't even want to talk about it in front of you because we thought it would make you feel really uncomfortable.

  Maria : But if you want really want to know, we can tell you.

  Liz : In really excruciating detail.

  Alex : No. I'm eating.

• Maria : Oh my god, its just not kissing that goes on in the eraser room. The Eraser room does two things: Cleans erasers and takes our innocence. Do you know what I mean by "takes our innocence", Liz? The Eraser room has taken some of the best of us...

• Maria : I mean, what do we even know about these people? Nothing. How do we know that they're not three feet all, green and slimy?

  Liz : I guess we don't.

  Maria : And you know what else doesn't, like, particularly please me? The powers. How do we know they can't just, like, wiggle their noses and, like, poof us into an oblivion?

  Liz : I guess we don't.

  Maria : Okay, you're being, like, so casual about this. I want to choke you!

• Maria : The thing is, we don't know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Are they bad Czechoslovakians? We don't know. They're just random Czechoslovakians. For all we know, they don't have their passport.