- Maria: Who still wants to find a party?
- Liz: Oh, I think that might be this guy right here.
- Maria: Oh, Max, the chaperone thing, really, it's getting old and it's completely unnecessary right now.
- Max: All right, that's it. I'm going to that party. Wish me luck.
- Liz: Good luck.
- Max: Let's go. Party train is leaving.
- Maria: Is he serious?
- Liz: Very.
- Kyle Valenti: Ok, but I'm warning you, I'm a man on a mission. Sex or death so don't get in my way and don't cramp my style.
- Isabel Amanda Evans: You have style?
- Kyle Valenti: Heyyy!
- Kyle: [Talking to the Buddha statue] Thank you. Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.
- [Hears a knocking on the door]
- Kyle: Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back here.