Roswell (TV Series)

285 South (1999)

Majandra Delfino: Maria DeLuca

Quotes 

• Liz : We thought you were in trouble. I guess we were wrong.

  Maria : No, no. You don't think, I mean that is like so unreal. Come on,

  [kicking Michael] 

  Maria : would you tell them?

  Michael : Come on honey. We don't have to lie.

  Isabel : I believe you. The day Michael calls anyone honey, it's all over.

• Michael : [pointing to the hotel bed]  I don't suppose we could share?

  Maria : Not if you were the last alien on Earth.

• Maria : It's like the porno version of "Aladdin."

• Maria : You kidnap me and blow up my car and you expect me to spend the night with you in here?

  Michael : Not exactly my fantasy evening either.

• Maria : So, do you get hungry just like the rest of us?

• Maria : Come on. Wiggle your nose, blink your eyes. Do your Samantha/Jeannie/alien thing.

  Michael : I can't.

  Maria : Why not? If there was ever a time to have a secret power, this is it.

• Maria : You're kidnapping me. NO, you're abducting me!