Roseanne (TV Series)

Rear Window (1995)

Jean Speegle Howard: Irene Cornelli

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Quotes 

• Roseanne : [after explaining about their nudity]  Well, we don't want to offend you or anything. It's just that we think that the side of you might be wrecking our son.

  Irene Cornelli : Oh, really? And how's that?

  Roseanne : Well, uh, no offense, you know... uh... But look at you!

  Irene Cornelli : [furiously]  Well, no offense, but look at YOU, and you have CLOTHES on!

  Skip Cornelli : It isn't our nudity; it's our age, isn't it? Perhaps if we were younger and more attractive, we wouldn't be having this talk.

  Roseanne : [sarcastically]  Well, yeah, probably not for a couple more weeks.

  Skip Cornelli : I feel sorry for you people. Nudity is our chosen lifestyle - but you can't help yourselves! You're compulsive, sick perverts!

  Roseanne : Well, it's not that easy not to look!

  Irene Cornelli : Well, I certainly think WE could manage.

  Roseanne : Oh, yeah?

  [rips open her blouse shocking them in disgust] 

  Roseanne : What color are my eyes?

  Irene Cornelli : OH, MY GOD!

  Skip Cornelli : Come on, dear!

  [Skip and Irene head to the door and get their coats] 

  Skip Cornelli : [angrily]  We're going to plant that hedge, believe me - and we'll tell all your neighbors just what kind of people you are!

  [they leave] 

  Roseanne : Well, it's too late! They already know!