Roseanne (TV Series)
Like, a New Job (1990)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
-
Becky Conner : [just learned that Roseanne's new job is in the mall where Becky hangs out with her friends] My *mother* is going to be there!
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, it's a kick in the head, ain't it.
Becky Conner : [shouts] You've ruined my life!
Roseanne Conner : Well, you don't think I took the job for the money, do ya?
-
Darlene Conner : [on the phone] Yeah! I'd love to... Friday night? Yeah, I was hoping you'd call... You wanna buy me dinner?... Oh, gee, what's in it for you?... Oh sure I put out, everybody knows that!
Roseanne Conner : Darlene, what are you doing?
Darlene Conner : Oh, don't worry Mom, he thinks it's Becky.
-
Roseanne Conner : You know, I'm gonna be working the dinner shift, so that means you gotta take over around here.
Dan Conner : Don't worry, I can handle it.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, well, you know, that means that you gotta feed the kids once in a while, you gotta maintain law and order around here, and you have to keep 'em from killin' each other.
Dan Conner : Better write this down.
-
Roseanne Conner : [about leaving her job at the hair salon, and starting one in a restaurant] Well the way I look at it, I'm still working with hair, only now it's in the food.
-
Roseanne Conner : [in Rodbell's] Just go have a seat, I'll be right with ya.
Becky Conner : All right. But do me a favor, and don't come over and act like you're my mother or something, okay?
Roseanne Conner : So, what... then like, breast-feeding you is out?
[leaving Becky looking mortified]