Roseanne (TV Series)
Homeward Bound (1993)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Darlene : Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it... or really, really bad at it.
Dan Conner : Aw, God!
Roseanne : Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer, or something.
Darlene : Well don't worry. How much damage could he do with only one free hand?
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D.J. Conner : Do you do it?
Dan Conner : Like I said Deej, everybody does it.
D.J. Conner : How much do you do it?
Dan Conner : Look, Deej, the funny thing about this is that even though it's okay, and everybody does it, there's nothing wrong with it, nobody ever ever talks about it.
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Roseanne : [frazzled after DJ caught them in his room finding his porn stash] You talk to him. I talked to the girls after they got their periods.
Dan Conner : *I* talked to the girls after they got their periods.
Roseanne : I mean I talked to the girls *about* their periods.
