Roseanne (TV Series)

Dances with Darlene (1991)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : [repeating to Becky, her mother's comments about dresses Darlene is trying on for a dance, as they are walking back into their bedroom]  It's too blue... Looks better on the hanger... Rhubarb with hair... Makes too much noise when I walk... It makes me look lop-sided.

  Becky : [on the last dress, Darlene is speechless]  Well you *do* look like Judy Jetson.

• Dan : [about Darlene's date for the dance]  Well listen, if this Barry guy tries to hold you too close, just tell him you've gotta throw up.

  Darlene : Oh, I thought I'd save that for when he wants to have sex.