- Dan Conner: I've never washed dishes with another woman before.
- Jackie Harris: Really? How does it feel?
- Dan Conner: Cheap.
- Jackie Harris: So this is what it's like to be married, you come home to your spouse, have dinner, do the dishes together, shoot the breeze and go to bed.
- Dan Conner: You're glamorizing it.
- Jackie Harris: Well it'd be nice just to have someone to come home to at all.
- Jackie Harris: The girls cleaned.
- Dan Conner: How'd you get them to do that?
- Jackie Harris: Cash.
- Dan Conner: You bribed them.
- Jackie Harris: Yes, and I told them it would be very bad if their mom came home to a filthy house after being gone for three days.
- Dan Conner: And you laid a guilt trip on them, awesome!