Roseanne (TV Series)

An Officer and a Gentleman (1990)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : You know, I may have to upgrade you from sister-in-law to friend.

• Dan Conner : I've never washed dishes with another woman before.

  Jackie Harris : Really? How does it feel?

  Dan Conner : Cheap.

• Jackie Harris : So this is what it's like to be married, you come home to your spouse, have dinner, do the dishes together, shoot the breeze and go to bed.

  Dan Conner : You're glamorizing it.

  Jackie Harris : Well it'd be nice just to have someone to come home to at all.

• Jackie Harris : The girls cleaned.

  Dan Conner : How'd you get them to do that?

  Jackie Harris : Cash.

  Dan Conner : You bribed them.

  Jackie Harris : Yes, and I told them it would be very bad if their mom came home to a filthy house after being gone for three days.

  Dan Conner : And you laid a guilt trip on them, awesome!