Rome (TV Series)

How Titus Pullo Brought Down the Republic (2005)

Kevin McKidd: Lucius Vorenus

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Quotes 

• Titus Pullo : [giving Vorenus advice on pleasing women]  Oh yes, and right above her cunny, there's a button. Pay attention to that button and she'll go wild.

  Lucius Vorenus : [horrified]  How do you know this of her?

  Titus Pullo : They ALL have it. Ask anyone.

• Gaius Octavian : They say that Caesar is a war criminal, and that he intends to march his army on Rome.

  Lucius Vorenus : That is sacrilege; no man of honour would follow him.

  Titus Pullo : Well I'm no man of honour then... cause I say Caesar should ride in here! With *elephants* - and squash Pompey *and* Cato *and* anyone else that wants it. That's what I say!

  Lucius Vorenus : That is because you govern your reason no better then you govern your tongue.

• Lucius Vorenus : The republic should remain as it was at the founding of the republic, why should that change?

  Gaius Octavian : Because the Roman people are suffering, because slaves have taken all the work, because nobles have taken all the land, and because the streets are filled with the homeless and the starving.

• Titus Pullo : Here I come, girls! I'm gonna drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke and fuck every whore in the city.

  Lucius Vorenus : Show some dignity. You're under the standard.

  Titus Pullo : Well, talk to him!

  [Points toward Marc Anthony, who is having sex in uniform with a young girl alongside the road] 

  Lucius Vorenus : He's not... under the standard.

  Titus Pullo : Three hours away from a wife he hasn't seen in eight years. The man's terrified.

  Gaius Octavian : Surely a reunion is a happy event.

  Lucius Vorenus : Talk of something else!

  Titus Pullo : What if she's lost her teeth? What if she's got skinny, or if she's been letting other men get between her legs?

  Lucius Vorenus : Silence!