Quotes
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Titus Pullo : [in a brothel] What's your price, then?
Madame : One thousand.
Titus Pullo : [swearing] I could have half the whores in Narbo for that, and their mothers!
Madame : We're not in Narbo, wherever that might be.
Titus Pullo : All right, my dove, we'll pay, but the girl better fuck him like Helen of Troy with her arse on fire, or I'll know the reason why!
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[Pullo is waiting for Octavian in the lobby of the exclusive brothel]
Titus Pullo : Nice place, this. Clean.
[pause]
Titus Pullo : I don't suppose, seeing as I'm with the quality...
Madame : Not a chance!
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[Pullo enters the exclusive brothel]
Madame : Get out! Go on, this ain't no infantry fuckhole!
Titus Pullo : Calm down, love. It's not for me, it's the young master we're here for.
[Octavian follows him in]
Madame : Oh, my apologies. Welcome, young master, we'd be honored to serve you. And what is the young master's pleasure today?
[Octavian is silent]
Titus Pullo : [whispering] First-timer. Nothing too savory.
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[Pullo and Octavian are in a brothel selecting a prostitute for Octavian]
Madame : [Showing an African prostitute] Something exotic, perhaps?
[Octavian keeps silent]
Madame : [Showing a thin prostitute] Or else something young? Light, simple?
Titus Pullo : A little bit skinny, innit? Won't know he's been, will he?
