Rome (TV Series)

An Owl in a Thornbush (2005)

Ray Stevenson: Titus Pullo

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Quotes 

• Lucius Vorenus : You heard what she said, she hates me!

  Titus Pullo : What's your question?

  Lucius Vorenus : How do I get her to stop hating me, obviously!

  Titus Pullo : That's not obvious! I thought you were making her hate you for a purpose.

  Lucius Vorenus : That was not my intent, why would I do that?

  Titus Pullo : I don't know. You're the clever one.

• [Vorenus unbuckles his sword belt] 

  Titus Pullo : What are you doing?

  Lucius Vorenus : I've done my duty and I've sinned enough. I resign.

  Titus Pullo : That's desertion.

  Lucius Vorenus : [chuckles]  I'm a traitor and a rebel. Why not a desertor as well?

• [Titus is giving Lucius marital advice] 

  Titus Pullo : When you couple with her, there's a spot just above her cunny, it's like a little button. Now... attend to that button, and she will open up, like a flower.

  Lucius Vorenus : [aghast]  How do you know this about her?

  Titus Pullo : *All* women have them! Ask anyone!

• Titus Pullo : Of course, your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October.

• Lucius Vorenus : We should have been stopped by now. Why is Rome not defended?

  Titus Pullo : Our boys scared 'em off, eh?

  Lucius Vorenus : The soldiers of the Republic do not run... so it must be a strategem or trick...

  Titus Pullo : Then it's a good trick!

  Lucius Vorenus : ...unless the gods have abandoned Rome! If Mars were watching, he would not allow such a disgrace!

  Titus Pullo : Or maybe he's off having a crap, and missed it.

  Lucius Vorenus : It is that sort of disrespect that has brought us to this sad pass! If the gods are not respected, then why should they help us?