- Heffer Wolfe: [seeing the Conglom-O credit card that Rocko got in the mail] Rocko! That's it! The answer to all your problems! Plastic! You can charge now and pay later!
- Heffer Wolfe: Wow, look at all the trees.
- Heffer Wolfe: [reading a sign] "Welcome to O-Town National Forest."
- Rocko: [reading another sign] "Enjoy Nature's Splendor."
- [both see the Conglom-O Mall]
- Heffer Wolfe, Rocko: Ooooooh, splendor!
- Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff?
- Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza?
- Rocko: I'm feeling the burn!
- Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.
- Rocko: Heffer, we're here to lose weight, not eat!
- Heffer Wolfe: The more I eat, the more weight I lose.
- Cowboy in rowing machine: Now, we gonna make you squeal, piggy.
- [grabs a pig and starts tickling it with a feather, luring the pig to squeal]
- Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?
- Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.