Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Plastic Buffet (2005)

Seth Green: Satan, Señor Clean, George W. Bush, Steven Tyler, Lettuce-Head Kids, Janice, Various

Quotes 

• Harrison Ford : I'd like to meet the team of engineers who'll accompany me on my mission to space.

  Sean O'Keefe : Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight will be filled by Aerosmith. We need a cool theme song for this mission.

  Steven Tyler : I'm ready to rock!

  [vomits] 

  Harrison Ford : My God. Did you just get off the centerfuge trainer?

  Steven Tyler : No, I just shot smack into both my eyeballs! Yeeahhoo!

  Aerosmith Fan : [Watching that part of Robot Chicken]  That's terrible! Steven Tyler's been clean for years!... I have to write an angry letter.

  [gets on laptop] 

  Aerosmith Fan : Dear Ass-faces...

• Chucky : This looks like a good spot. Once I get my body back and remove the jipsy curse or whatever the hell my origin is, I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches! He he he!

  [Chucky stabs a piece of lettuce, causing them all to shriek] 

  Chucky : Huh? Who's there? Come and get some!

  [the lettuce all open revealing the Lettuce Head Kids] 

  Chucky : What are you? Zombies?

  Lettuce Head Kid 1 : We have no souls!

  Lettuce Head Kid 2 : We feel no pain!

  Lettuce Head Kid 3 : With your soul we can finally rid ourselves of this wretched lettuce patch!

  Lettuce Head Kid 1 : Give us your soul!

• Mark Hamill : I would like to volunteer my services to blow up the asteroid. Come on! I blew up the friggin' Death Star with my eyes closed! No problem!

  Geek : Uh, that was just a movie, dude.

• George W. Bush : As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me to lead a dangerous suicide mission into outer space. But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go! Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!

  ["flies" across the room] 

  George W. Bush : Zoom zoom zoom! Zoom zoom zoom!