Quotes
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Chief Jerry Reilly : Hey pal, I'm a New York City fireman. My whole life's a goddamn gamble.
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Tommy Gavin : I got 15 to 20 large jars of piss someone dumped down the stairs.
Chief Jerry Reilly : Are we talking about human piss?
Tommy Gavin : [to Mike] Hey kid, taste that piss and tell me if it's human.
[Mike laughs but everyone gives him a serious look]
Tommy Gavin : Sometime today would be nice.
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Chief Jerry Reilly : Look, what are the odds of you guys actually, you know, breaking up?
Tommy Gavin : [In disbelief] There's a pool on my divorce?
Chief Jerry Reilly : Nooo... . Yeah.