- Ginnie Sorelli: [On not being allowed to have sex] It's a chance to... go back to the beginning of our relationship. Like a first date.
- Bob: We had sex on our first date.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Yeah...
- Bob: Yeah.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Which is why this is great because it's like the first date we never had!
- Bob: [beat] I don't really date women who don't put out!
- Rose Sorelli: Oh my God! I'm never trusting Marjee with anything again
- Anne Sorelli: [like it's no news] Of course not, nobody does.
- Rose Sorelli: I don't get alternative newspapers. How can the people that like complicated articles about city politics be the same people who want breast enhancement and liposuction?
- Marjee Sorelli: Some people are smart, fat and flat.
- Marjee Sorelli: [to Rose] What is it? Did you break something? Burn something? Did you get caught on tape doing something wild?
- Marjee Sorelli: It was a privileged conversation. You know about that.
- Anne Sorelli: Yeah, I know about a doctor-patient privilege. I don't know about a little sister, slutty sister privilege.