In Red's opening monologue, he demonstrates how various military men hitchhike. The first sketch, titled "Freddie Goes to the Cleaners", features Freddie the Freeloader creating chaos in the Laundromat as he washes his clothes. The second skit starts with the Lester Horton Dancers performing in a near East café, then switches to a group of French Foreign Legionaries about to execute a beautiful female spy. She escapes and Red, as a legionnaire, and his Colonel chase her into the desert.