Red Dwarf (TV Series)

The Last Day (1989)

Hattie Hayridge: Holly

Quotes 

• Kryten : Mum. I never had a mum.

  The Cat : It's all right, buddy. It's all part of being drunk. You've been through the happy stage. Now you're going through the melancholy stage.

  Kryten : I wish I had a mum.

  Holly : I never had a mum, neither.

  Rimmer : Well, you can all have mine. Everyone else did.

• [the crew are throwing a farewell party for Kryten] 

  Rimmer : Enough of all this chitter-chatter, let the banquet begin!

  Kryten : But I don't eat.

  Holly : I've knocked up a special mechanoid menu for you.

  [Rimmer hands Kryton a menu] 

  Kryten : There's so much to choose from!

  Rimmer : Sir, may I recommend the Barium Hydrochloride Salad Nicoise followed by the Helium-3 Isotopes de la Maison, and then perhaps a small Radioactive Fruit Salad for pudding.

• Kryten : [Kryten has sampled Holly's Android Home Brew]  It's got a nice kick to it - sort of a mix of Vimto and Liquid Nitrogen!

  Holly : Ere! Have you been looking in my recipe book!

  Kryten : Would anyone else like some?

  Holly : Oh, no! It's lethal to humans!