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Quotes
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[a Psiren is trying to seduce Lister, so she can suck out his brains with a straw]
Pete Tranter's Sister : How long has it been since you made love to a woman?
Lister : I admit, it's been a while.
Pete Tranter's Sister : It's been over three million years, Dave.
Lister : I prefer to count it in ice ages, then it's only four. And in leap ice ages, it's barely even one.
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[a Psiren is trying to seduce Lister by appearing as an old crush]
Pete Tranter's Sister : You want to squeeze my buttocks together, to form one juicy peach.
Lister : Okay, I get it. You're trying to make me drown in my own drool?
