Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Parallel Universe (1988)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
Quotes
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The Cat : Hey. I wanna settle down. And as soon as I find the right small group of girls; the seven or eight women that are right for me, my wandering days are over, buddy.
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Lister : I don't know why I'm going through with this. It's just not possible.
Rimmer : Why isn't it possible, Listy? Male baboons have been giving birth. They were doing it as far back as the 20th century. Caesarian, naturally.
[imitates a baby been born through caesarian]
Rimmer : Still, Listy. You'll be in good hands. The Skutters will look after you.
Lister : Skutters? I wouldn't let them open a can of beans.
The Cat : You're thinking negative. Think of all the glorious and wonderful possibilities about having children.
Lister : Like?
The Cat : Like when they grow up and leave home.
Rimmer : What color is it supposed to turn?
Lister : Blue for not pregnant, which is the color it's gonna turn.
Rimmer : And red for pregnant?
Lister : Yeah.
Rimmer : Come on, you reds.