- [last lines]
- Grim Reaper: Arnold Judas Rimmer, your life is over. Come with me. You will travel to the River Styx, where you will place a coin and...
- Rimmer: Not today, matey.
- [kicks him in the groin]
- Rimmer: Remember, only the good die young.
- [He runs off]
- Grim Reaper: [in agony] That's never happened before...
- Rimmer: [points to a mark on his jaw] That is a scar.
- Lister: Where'd you get that?
- Rimmer: From a fight, years ago. Duel.
- Lister: [chuckles] A duel? You? Get out of town.
- Rimmer: Not "a" duel. Duel. The old Steven Spielberg movie. A friend of mine attacked me with the video case. Some stupid argument about who had the coolest bicycle clips. I got him back though. I peed in his mum's steam iron. He had yellow T-shirts for a week.
- Baxter: Your two mates gulped my hooch. And when they get out of hospital, and there's no guards around, this is what's going to happen to them.
- [squeezes two bread rolls and laughs maniacally to indicate that he will beat them up]
- The Cat: You're gonna squeeze their rolls? Man, that's irritating! But hey, in many ways, they'll be quite relieved!