Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Only the Good... (1999)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Grim Reaper : Arnold Judas Rimmer, your life is over. Come with me. You will travel to the River Styx, where you will place a coin and...

  Rimmer : Not today, matey.

  [kicks him in the groin] 

  Rimmer : Remember, only the good die young.

  [He runs off] 

  Grim Reaper : [in agony]  That's never happened before...

• Rimmer : [points to a mark on his jaw]  That is a scar.

  Lister : Where'd you get that?

  Rimmer : From a fight, years ago. Duel.

  Lister : [chuckles]  A duel? You? Get out of town.

  Rimmer : Not "a" duel. Duel. The old Steven Spielberg movie. A friend of mine attacked me with the video case. Some stupid argument about who had the coolest bicycle clips. I got him back though. I peed in his mum's steam iron. He had yellow T-shirts for a week.

• The Cat : [mirror version]  It's an alkaline.

  Rimmer : Oh, yes? What's it called?

  The Cat : Cesium-francolithic-mixi-alibidium-rixy-dixy-doxy-dexy-droxide.

  Rimmer : [nonplussed]  I never thought I'd hear you say that.