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Rimmer : What are you waiting for? Gloop him.
Lister : I can't. He's not armed.
Rimmer : Lister, this is not a scout meeting. We are not trying to win Best Behaved Troop Flag. Gloop him.
Lister : What? In the back?
Rimmer : Of course in the back. It's only a pity he's awake.
Lister : You mean you can happily kill him if he was asleep?
Rimmer : I can happily kill him if he was on the job.
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Lister : Well, then there was this one time at this hotel...
Kryten : Oh, lots of people take towels from hotels, sir.
Lister : I took the bed. I threw it out of the window to my mates next door. He was renting this flat, you see, and it was unfurnished.
Rimmer : You mean to say that you went into a hotel and stole the bed?
Lister : Stole the entire room.
Rimmer : Absolutely despicable! You're a common thief!
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Kryten : Don't worry, Mr Lister, sir. I'm sure you won't be punished for some minor misdemeanour that you committed as an adolescent over three million years ago.
Lister : Seriously, Kryten? Do you reckon?
Kryten : Boy! I'm really getting the hang of this lie mode! That was totally convincing, wasn't it?
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Lister : That's just great, isn't it? That's just typical. The first female company in three million years and I look like something that belongs up a whale's nose!