Red Dwarf (TV Series)

D.N.A. (1991)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• Rimmer : You're totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of danger, you only look after number one, you're vain, you're selfish, you're narcissistic and you're self-obsessed.

  The Cat : You just listed all my best features.

• [an alien device just turned Lister into a chicken, then a hamster] 

  The Cat : What was it like, being a hamster?

  Lister : Well, it was better than being a chicken. I mean, you've seen the size of an egg. You've seen the size of a chicken's bum. I was trying to say, in chicken-talk, "For God's sake, give me an epidural."