Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Confidence and Paranoia (1988)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
Quotes
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The Cat : Hey! You're awake!
Lister : Yeah, I've just woke up.
The Cat : Yeah, well, I've brought you some presents!
Lister : Aw, you shouldn't have bothered.
The Cat : Ha ha! Well, I'm that kind of guy! Hey, let's see what we've got in the magic bag here! I got you some grapes!
[the Cat holds up the bare stems of an ex-bunch of grapes]
The Cat : And I got you an orange!
[the Cat holds up an orange peel]
Lister : Thanks a lot.
The Cat : That's all right. Hey, well, all this enormous generosity has made me tired. I'm going to bed.
[the Cat takes Lister's pillow and blanket and lays down on the bottom bunk]
The Cat : Ah, yes, indeedy.
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Rimmer : [to Lister] You're awake.
The Cat : Yeah, but I'll be asleep in a minute.
Rimmer : [to Lister] How do you feel?
The Cat : Fine. Just don't ask me any more questions. I'm trying to sleep!
Rimmer : Shut up you stupid moggy and out of that bed!
The Cat : [Getting out of bed] Well, if you're going to speak to me like that, I'm gonna take my presents back!
[the Cat grabs the bag from Lister and heads for the door]
Rimmer : [to Lister] How do you feel?
The Cat : [walking out of the room] Hurt!
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The Cat : [jumping around a corridor spraying things with a spray can] And this is mine, that's mine, all this is mine, I'm claiming all this as mine. Except that bit. I don't want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine! Hey, this has been a good day! I've eaten five times, I've slept six times and I've made a lot of things mine! Tomorrow, I'm going to see if I can't have sex with something! Owww, yeah!