Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Confidence and Paranoia (1988)
Lee Cornes: Paranoia
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Quotes
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Confidence : [to Lister] King, you can do anything! Anything!
[next scene]
Paranoia : [about Lister] - anything. He can't do anything.
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Paranoia : [seated] Do you know he used to practice kissing on his own?
Rimmer : How?
Paranoia : [demonstrating] He made lips out of one hand and waggled his thumb through the gap, like a tongue.
Rimmer : That is priceless! It really is.
Paranoia : Seventeen years old and he used to snog his own hand.
[a scutter rolls in a door behind Paranoia, holding a syringe]
Paranoia : [now standing, uncomfortably close to Rimmer] Once, in front of the whole school, he called his gym teacher "Daddy". I could've *died* with embarrassment.
Rimmer : [motioning to the scutter] Oh, what a silly thing to call a gym master.
Paranoia : I'm *racked* with guilt. I *hate* him.
Rimmer : Well, if you hate him, why do you talk about him so much?
Paranoia : Because he makes my life one big, humiliating, cringe-making, guilt-ridden *hell*!
Rimmer : [shouting to the scutter] Now! Stab him! Stab him! Stab him! Quick! Stab him!
[Paranoia turns to look at the scutter... which has hardly moved]
Rimmer : Uh, you haven't met Stabem, have you? He's one of our scutters. Stabem, meet Lister's paranoia; Lister's paranoia, this is Stabem.
[the scutter drops the syringe and tries to shake hands with Paranoia]