Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Cassandra (1999)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

Quotes 

• Kryten : I have a theory, everyone. The Silverburg didn't crash, did it, Cassandra? The ship was sent here by the Space Corps on autopilot to get rid of you; to abandon you in a lunar sea in the depths of deep space.

  The Cat : That's brilliant, bud! How did you work that out?

  Kryten : I read it on this mission directive here.

• Rimmer : Let's ask her a question about the future. A biggie.

  Lister : OK, Cassandra. Do we ever get back to Earth? Has the human race survived?

  The Cat : Do I ever find my singing tiepin?

• Rimmer : Cassandra, I have a question.

  Cassandra : I know, Arnold, because I know the rest of this conversation.

  Rimmer : So what's the answer?

  Cassandra : He chokes to death aged 181 trying to remove a bra with his teeth.

  Lister : What was the question?

  Rimmer : I just asked how you died.

  Lister : You what? I didn't wanna know that. Who's bra?

  The Cat : 181? Probably your own.

  Lister : Come on, though. Taking a bra off with my teeth aged 181. That's a hell of a sexy way to go.

  Kryten : So long as the teeth are in your mouth at the time, sir.