Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Camille (1991)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

Quotes 

• Rimmer : [about Rimmer Camille]  I happen to think she's incredibly attractive.

  Kryten : [Thinking he's talking about Mechanoid Camille]  You do?

  Rimmer : Certainly.

  Kryten : Do you think I'm attractive?

  Rimmer : What, you? Of course not. You look like a giant, chewed-up, rubber-tipped pencil.

• Rimmer : Is there any possibility that we could just go a little bit faster? I mean, so we're not being overtaken by stationary objects?

• Kryten : Sir, you're a smeeeee...

  Rimmer : A smeeee.

  Kryten : You're a smeuuu-heeee...

  Rimmer : A smeuuu-heeee...

  Kryten : A complete and total one.