Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Balance of Power (1988)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• Cat : [feeling sick after overeating]  I think I'm gonna have to go and do something secret.

  [groaning, he gets up and heads out of the bunk room] 

  Cat : [high-pitched voice]  Look out! Food escape!

• Dispensing Machine : Hello. How can I help you?

  Cat : Fish.

  Dispensing Machine : [dispensing a meal container]  Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

  Cat : Fish!

  Dispensing Machine : [dispensing another meal container]  Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

  Cat : Fish!

  Dispensing Machine : [dispensing another meal container]  Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

  Cat : Fish!

  Dispensing Machine : [dispensing another meal container]  Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

  Cat : Fish!

  Dispensing Machine : [dispensing another meal container]  Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

  Cat : Fish!

  Dispensing Machine : [dispensing another meal container]  Today's fish is Trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

  Cat : I will.

  [he walks away carrying six meal containers stacked on top of each other] 

• Cat : How am I looking?

  [he takes a mirror out of his pocket and looks into it] 

  Cat : I'm looking nice. My hair is nice, my face is nice, my suit is nice, I'm looking really nice.

  [he puts the mirror away and carries on jiving down the corridor, then stops after a few steps] 

  Cat : I wonder how I'm looking now.

  [he get his mirror out again] 

• [the Cat has found the large stash of cigarette boxes that Rimmer has hidden from Lister and is claiming them for them for himself. Rimmer wants him to put them back so he can keep using them to pay Lister for doing jobs] 

  Rimmer : I'll give you a fish.

  Cat : One fish? Hah!

  Rimmer : Two fish.

  Cat : For all these shiny things?

  Rimmer : I'll show how to get all the fish you'll ever need.

  Cat : Five fish?

  Rimmer : Mmm.

  Cat : Five fish. I'll be rich!

  Rimmer : You certainly will!

  Cat : [starts pushing the trolley back the other way, while jiving]  Yeah! All right! Huh! Oww!

  Rimmer : [ushering him along, lamely trying to jive along with him]  Yes, come on! Let's keep going! Yes, huh, huh!

  Cat : [stopping]  Hey, hey, hey, hey... five fish?

  Rimmer : Six fish.

  Cat : Ooooooh!

  [the Cat continues jiving the trolley down the corridor and Rimmer dances badly along after him] 

• Cat : [groaning after eating too much fish]  I'm gonna die! I've been fished to death!