Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Balance of Power (1988)
David Gillespie: Selby
Quotes
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[flashback scene in the disco - Chen starts another one of their games again, he starts slapping the table, clapping his hands and clicking his fingers, the others do the same, in unison]
Chen : [chanting] I've been to Titan, I've been to Bolanski, I can name 90 men who've slept with Kochanski! Me!
Petersen : Me!
Selby : Me!
Chen : The London Jet Juniors!
Petersen : The service droids!
Selby : My mother!
[they laugh]
Lister : OK! Leave it alone! Leave it...
[the scene dissolves to Lister sitting by himself in the same room, 3 million years later]
Lister : [sadly] ... alone.
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[flashback scene - Lister and his friends are sitting at a table in a disco. In unison, they start slapping the table, clapping their hands and clicking their fingers]
Petersen : [chanting] I have been to Titan, I have been to Juno, I can name eight things that go in jars that you know! Pickles!
Selby : Jam!
Chen : Spag-hett-i!
Lister : Brains!
[they stop]
Selby : What, in jars?
Lister : Me uncle's brain's in a jar. It's really sad.
Chen : Why is it sad?
Lister : He's not dead yet!
[he laughs]
Petersen : Right, everybody's punished. Finish your drinks!
[they drink their beers, gargle them, spit them out, then put their glasses on their heads and start trying to tickle each other]