Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Hunt(Er) for Love (2003)

Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt

Quotes 

• [Ted and Emmet are at the Diner. Ted has hurt his back and can't stand upright] 

  Emmett Honeycutt : Now, let's, uh... let's have a little lunch, starting with a vicacet appetizer.

  Ted Schmidt : I don't believe in drugs. I'll take my pain straight up.

  Debbie Novotny : Shame you can't stand that way.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Would you bring me a scoop of butter pecan, Debbie?

  [starts whispering] 

  Emmett Honeycutt : Whenever we wanted, uh, our dog, fetch, to take a pill we'd always hide it in the ice cream.

  Debbie Novotny : [whispering back]  Got it.

  Ted Schmidt : Do you really think I couldn't hear what you just said?

  Emmett Honeycutt : Fetch heard everything we said too, but he couldn't resist the butter pecan.