- Ted: I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won't go down. What am I going to do?
- Emmett: Have you tried soaking it?
- Lindsay: How about a cold shower?
- Brian: How about scaring it?
- Justin: That's hiccups.
- Brian: Boo!
- Ted: Thank you all for caring.
- Melanie: What about something that would completely turn you off?
- Brian: That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits.
- Ted: Well, don't worry, God still loves you no matter what.
- Brian: Yeah. like I give a shit what God thinks about me. He'd better be worried what I think about him.
- Michael Novotny: How do you figure that?
- Brian: Well, in all this cold dead universe, we're the only ones who know he exists. Without us, he's nothing.