Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Smells Like Codependence (2001)
Chris Potter: Dr. David Cameron
Quotes
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Michael Novotny : [voice-over narration] Everybody's always wishing they had a boyfriend. We all picture how he'd look, how he'd sound, how nice it'd be to have someone to share your life, your dreams, your dental floss...
Dr. David Cameron : [referring to the trick who's cruising them] Little disconcerting when you're trying to eat.
Michael Novotny : [voice-over narration] ...so how come so few of us have one? That's because we're lying. Most of us couldn't commit to a house plant, how are we supposed to commit to having a boyfriend?
[to David]
Michael Novotny : You should see what it's like when Brian comes here. I'm so sorry, I promised I would not mention his name for ten minutes.
Dr. David Cameron : I'd settle for five.
[Michael smiles]
Dr. David Cameron : And you've gotta stop smiling like that.
Michael Novotny : [smiles] Like what?
Dr. David Cameron : Like that. It makes me want to come across the table and eat you like a dessert.
Michael Novotny : Would you like some whip cream with that, Sir?
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Michael Novotny : [David approaches Michael with a bouquet of flowers.] Hi.
[David kisses Michael on the lips. Michael is looking at the flowers]
Michael Novotny : These are great. My Mom will love these.
Dr. David Cameron : [laughs] Hers are in the car; those are for you.
Emmett Honeycutt : [comes over to get the flowers, whispering] The second sign: flowers.
[to David]
Emmett Honeycutt : I'll just put these in some water.
Dr. David Cameron : [puzzled] Everything alright?
Brian Kinney : He's allergic to boyfriends bringing bouquets.
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Just like "Lady And The Tramp".
Dr. David Cameron : "Lady And The Tramp"?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's Michael's favorite movie.
Michael Novotny : When I was nine!
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : You see Lady and Tramp go on this date to an Italian restaurant. And then the waiter...
Vic Grassi : Tony.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : What else would his name be?
[laughs]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : ...brings over this big bowl of spaghetti and meat balls. And... ehm, and they put their heads in the bowl... They're... they're dogs.
[David laughs.]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : And they come up with this one single strand of spaghetti. And then they chew, and they chew and...
Vic Grassi : ...and they get closer, and closer...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : ...until finally their lips meet.
Michael Novotny : [to David] It is, in my estimation, the greatest screen kiss ever.
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[last lines]
Dr. David Cameron : [to Brian about Michael] Maybe I should just disappear. You'd probably like that and he probably wouldn't think twice about it. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to disappear. Because I want him. Even more than you don't want me to have him. So if you're really his best friend, give him a chance to be happy. To have a life. His own life. Let him go.
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Michael Novotny : Ma, this is David. And I... I thought tonight was your night off.
Dr. David Cameron : I, ah... Loraine got food poisoning.
[pointing to the plate]
Dr. David Cameron : I think it was the shish kebab.
[David immediately drops the shish kebab that he was about to eat, terrified.]
Dr. David Cameron : [laughing] Just kidding! Okay, I gotta get cranking. I got a lot of hungry boys to feed.
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : [David is having dinner at Michael's Mom's place] Have some more carbonara, David.
Dr. David Cameron : Hmmm... I'm stuffed. Thanks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Oh, come on. With that body, you can afford to carbo load.
Vic Grassi : Yeah, you must work out all the time.
Dr. David Cameron : Well, when I can.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Feel those biceps.
[reaching over to touch David's arm]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : I could never resist a hard body.
[laughing]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Like mother, like son.
Vic Grassi : Like uncle.
Michael Novotny : Like, will you two please leave him alone? Next you'll be asking what kind of car he drives and how much he makes.
[David laughs. Debbie and Vic look at him, staring with anticipation.]
Dr. David Cameron : I drive a Jag, and I'm comfortable.
Vic Grassi : Michael, if you don't marry this man immediately, I will!
Dr. David Cameron : I think I will have a little more.
Michael Novotny : Me too.
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Dr. David Cameron : [David and Michael are making out in Michael's old room.] I got a solution. I got a solution. How would you like to go away with me for the weekend?
Michael Novotny : Huh?
Dr. David Cameron : I got a cabin up in the woods.
Michael Novotny : Will we get to see anything besides the bedroom ceiling?
Dr. David Cameron : [laughing] Word of honor. What do you say?
[Michael looks into David's eyes blankly, doesn't know what to say.]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : [shouting] Say "yes", you little asshole, or I'll disown you!
[David laughs again.]
Michael Novotny : Like I said, it's a very small house.