Queer as Folk (TV Series)
The Art of Desperation (2001)
Makyla Smith: Daphne Chanders
Quotes
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Justin Taylor : Does your Mom know you're out, buying jewelry?
Daphne Chanders : No. She's totally cool with everything, only she's pretending to be because she's scared I'll run away and become a hairdresser.
Justin Taylor : I hate you. My Mom's such a bitch and I haven't even given her a reason yet.
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Justin Taylor : [Justin sees Melanie and Lindsay from across the street. To Daphne] Look! That's them. Brian's lesbians.
[crossing the street]
Justin Taylor : Hey. Hey! How's it going?
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : I'm sorry, do we know you?
Justin Taylor : I'm Justin. Brian's friend. I was there the night Gus was born. I named him.
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : Yeah...
Melanie 'Mel' Marcus : Oh, right! So when Gus ends up pumping gas, we'll have you to thank.
[Lindsay laughs.]
Justin Taylor : This is Daphne.
Daphne Chanders : Hi. I'm not lesbian, but I, I... I'm a big fan.
[Lindsay and Melanie don't know what to say.]
Justin Taylor : He's gotten so big already.
Melanie 'Mel' Marcus : Oh, well, you would too if all you did was sleep and eat all day.
Daphne Chanders : He does.
Justin Taylor : He's like the cutest baby I've ever seen. If you ever need a babysitter...
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : Don't say that unless you mean it.
Justin Taylor : And if you need any help carrying stuff to the car, I'll be glad to be of...
[Lindsay immediately hands the bags over to Justin.]
Justin Taylor : [slowly] ...assistance.
Melanie 'Mel' Marcus : Wow, you're good for a thousand and one uses.
Daphne Chanders : I'll see you later.
Justin Taylor : I don't know.
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Justin Taylor : [Justin and Daphne are at the Gay and Lesbian center. Girl hanging artwork starts talking to them] You can tell I'm gay?
Jan : Well, you're here, aren't you?
[to Daphne]
Jan : I'm heading on down to the diner to get a soda. You wanna come?
Daphne Chanders : [looks at Justin] Sure.
Justin Taylor : W-w-what are you doing? She thinks you're a lesbian.
Daphne Chanders : Well, can't I be one of the cool people too?
Justin Taylor : You're a freak.
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Brian : [to Justin and Daphne] Oh, look, it's the cast of "Zoom".
Daphne Chanders : We're celebrating. Justin sold some of his art today.
Justin Taylor : The one of you... naked.
Michael : Who'd buy that?
Emmett Honeycutt : Probably some desperate queen who's always pined for you.
Brian : Oh, Ted, how thoughtful.